|
| Autor |
Wiadomość |
|
<
O autorce
~
Blog S. Kenyon - najciekawsze wpisy
|
|
|
 Wysłany:
Śro 19:24 , 05 Sty 2011
|
|
|
Dołączył: 02 Sie 2010
Posty: 1136
Przeczytał: 0 tematów
Pomógł: 16 razy
Ostrzeżeń: 0/5
Skąd: Dąbrowa Górnicza
Płeć: Łowczyni
|
|
Znalazłam parę wpisów w których autorka pisze z typowym dla siebie poczuciem humoru i można się przewrócić ze śmiechu. Postanowiłam tu to przedstawić 
| Cytat: |
--Aug 17th, 2010
Last night while we were cooking dinner, my teenage son comes in and reaches for a drink. He struggles with it.
"Baby, you need me to help?"
"Nah, Ma, I got it." He struggles for a few more minutes.
"Really, I can get it."
"Mom, I am a man. I can do it." He keeps struggling and struggling and struggling. Finally, he looks at me. "Stupid, childproof locks. Here, Mom, you open it."
I pop the top and wink. "You loosened it."
"You doggone right I did. I'm the man."
I love my kids |
Post został pochwalony 0 razy
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
 |
|
|
| Wysłany:
Śro 19:33 , 05 Sty 2011
|
|
|
Dołączył: 02 Sie 2010
Posty: 1136
Przeczytał: 0 tematów
Pomógł: 16 razy
Ostrzeżeń: 0/5
Skąd: Dąbrowa Górnicza
Płeć: Łowczyni
|
|
| Cytat: |
--Aug 8th, 2010
Son #2 had two friends spend the night over on Friday. Yesterday, hubby and I took them out to lunch (my boys have a weird fascination with Buffalo wild wings and must devour them twice a week- Sat lunch is a designated time and place they can look forward to all week). So we're in our fave booth, joking with all the boys making me smile. I LOVE boys. They are so much fun- girls are too, but I'm not around them very much. Suddenly a friend C has had since third grade gets a bashful look about him. I'm thinking at this point that he's going ask about girls. It would fit the look.
He says nothing. I make jokes and tell stories about the guys I was raised with. All of a sudden, friend speaks. "Um, hey. When's the book after Infinity coming out?"
It stunned me so badly, I couldn't speak for a minute. I'm pretty sure I choked on my food. "Pardon?"
"I read Infinity and I loved it. It was really good. I felt like I was hanging out with friends and I just wanted to know when the next one would be out."
Awww!!! I knew I loved this kid for a reason He absolutely made my day I also love random acts of kindness and that to me was definitely one. He was so sincere. What a sweetie!
Of course then, they all started picking on son #1 who is a major character in Infinity LOL. He'll never live that down I told them to be nice or I'd turn them into slug demons in the next book  I have the power!!! I would never use it, but it makes a good threat.
Hugs! |
| Cytat: |
--Jun 3rd, 2010
Thing 1 & 2, better known as my oldest two sons went to their first night of driving school. Have I mentioned how funny Madaug is in real life?
How was it? I ask.
Son #2 looks at me, puts his headphones in and mumbles, "okay," before he makes a vapor trail for his playstation.
Son #1... First I get the diatribe about the building. No, it wasn't the bright and shiny new building I thought it was, Mom. It wasn't even the okay building behind it. No, I had to take class in the rusty shack behind the crap shack that was behind the rundown, abandoned car lot. I knew it was going to be bad and I was right. They made me watch the movie Red Asphalt. It was like watching a horror movie without the good parts. You know, the teenage bimbo with the bouncing boobs between the gore. Where was my bimbo? Instead I was hammered with images you keep telling me I'm too young to see. What's wrong with that picture? I could watch gore free on cable. No, you paid for me to take a class to see it. You're whacked, Mom, totally whacked.
You know... my son has a very valid point  and I think I have a great Nick scene for the book after Invincible |
| Cytat: |
--Apr 26th, 2010
We picked my oldest up from school for a doc appointment this morning. After it was over, hubby and son came to take me to lunch with them. Hubby saw Bug's backpack and told him to take it into the house. Grumbling, Bug did so while I got in the car.
A few minutes later Bug returns and opens the car door. Without checking, hubby backs up and we hear. "Hey, hey, hey parental people kid is not in the car. Kid. Not. In. Car. Stop!"
Horrified, we stop and sure enough, the back door is open and he's only partially in. Thank God he wasn't hurt. We always check, but it was one of those things...
Son continues to grumble as he shuts the door, "Oh see how it is. You don't want me anymore. Uh-huh. Trying to run over me, sell my old Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay and make a killing. I see you people and your greed. You know if you want my games, all you have to do is ask. But no, you think it's more fun to squash me in the driveway."
Hubby tells him that he assumed he was inside the car.
Bug snorts. "Didn't the parental guide ever tell you not to assume anything when you have children? Especially when one of them's an idiot who can't work a door handle?"
My child is hilarious. Of course last night's rant was over the opossum we caught. It's been eating my dog's food for days and upsetting her. So last night when it snuck on the porch, it fell into our trap (don't worry it wasn't harmed at all and it was released this morning miles away from the house, back into the wild).
But last night hubby was trying to get Bug to pet him. "Oh nice, parental unit. Here kid, pet the vicious animal with sharp killer teeth. Lose a limb, who cares? We know someone who can make you a new one."
"C'mon, Madaug, he's cute."
"Cute? Oh I see, you're that dad who puts a pork chop around a kid's neck and sends it into the cage to pet the lion. No thanks. I like having eleven fingers and toes." He looks down at his hands and shrieks. "Oh my God! See?! See what you've done?! You've already cost me a finger and toe! What kind of man are you?"
I adore my children, but my oldest is a comedian in training |
Post został pochwalony 0 razy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wszystkie czasy w strefie EET (Europa) |
|
Nie możesz pisać nowych tematów
Nie możesz odpowiadać w tematach
Nie możesz zmieniać swoich postów
Nie możesz usuwać swoich postów
Nie możesz głosować w ankietach
|
|
